11. 2012 (2009)
For a profoundly silly moment in modern history, there was panic over the calendar year 2012. This resulted from a misunderstanding of Mayan culture and history that surmised the world would end because the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar ended in 2012. Plenty of books, documentaries and movies capitalized on this engagement in the years leading up to the date, but the biggest was Roland Emmerich’s 2012. The film follows a struggling science fiction writer, Jackson Curtis (John Cusack), who finds himself and his family caught in a global disaster that no power of Earth can withstand. Alongside the president’s (Danny Glover) science adviser, Adrian Helmsley (Chiwetel Ejiofor), and a conspiracy theorist, Charlie Frost (Woody Harrelson), they try to survive. The plot and characters are just dressing for the spectacle, which packs nearly every type of disaster you can think of into its running time. Earthquakes, megatsunamis, volcanos, city-swallowing floods, buildings and monuments being toppled are all delivered with incredible effects work. I can’t vouch for it in the character department, but in terms of sheer spectacle, it certainly delivers on disaster and managed to become the fifth-highest-grossing movie of the year, which seems impossible by today’s standards.